Stands are an ability introduced from thepart 3of the story, featuring a wide variety; some very strong and others... well, not so much. That is why I decided to talk about those that I consider theleast useful standsin this bizarre history. And by less useful I mean that it is very difficult to put them at the level of the main stands, since these resolve everything with the classic death duel with punches, or by seeing who alters reality first.
Another important point is that, this top has a slightspoiler alert, because some data from the story may be mentioned, although, like the stands on the list, that data may go unnoticed.
Without further ado, here are the least useful stands of JoJo´s:
5 - Hermit Purple

Appearance: Stardust Crusaders
User: Joseph Joestar
The weakest among all in the group ofCrusaders, because if it were more powerful, Joseph could end most of his enemies alone. Useful fordivination(sacrificing many cameras in the process...), and useful formobility, as if it were Spiderman, are almost the only strong points that it can have. Although, Joseph's ingenuity adds a little more utility to it (like the possibility of transmitting Hamon in his stand).
4 - The Lock

Appearance: Diamond Is Unbreakable
User: Tamami Kobayashi
The only word that comes to mind to describe The Lock is, hateful, both the stand and its user. Of all in the list, this is the one that best fits its user, because they don't really serve much purpose. Its ability tomake you feel guilty, can only be avoided if the victim has enough willpower. Little more to mention about the giant lock.
3 - Mr.President

Appearance: Vento Aureo
User:Coco Jumbo
What do you get when you grant a turtle stand powers? well, a living rolling house. This stand is curious and funny in equal measure, because, Who would expect a turtle to have inside it a gang of mobsters, in a sophisticatedly arranged room? Useful only formoving unnoticed,but it's not very safe, since theabilities of other standscan equally affect the room and damage its guests. Certainly not a very good option for traveling after all.
2 - Highway to Hell

Appearance:Stone Ocean
User:Thunder McQueen
The winner of second place, is this thing, which is hardly what it can be said to be. This stand could be quite effective, if not for the small detail that its userhas to die for sure. Something similar to The Lock's ability, but taken to more extreme levels, since the user of this stand has to lose his life so thathis target also dies in the same way.In practical terms, it is not at all practical.
1 - Survivor

Appearance: Stone Ocean
User: Guccio
And the winner of the award for worst of all is Survivor, who in the words ofDIO, isthe weakest stand ever found,and that says a lot. Added to the particularly strange appearance, its ability does nothing to improve its reputation, since this stand only works onwet surfaces, altering anyone in contact with it,making them fight to death.This sounds good, but the huge detail is thatit doesn't distinguish between allies and enemies.
Whoever is under the effects of this stand will fight whoever until no one is left standing. It is the description offriendly firemade a stand, and from another perspective, it would be a great problem if it affected users with a very powerful stand, like Jotaro Kujo himself, who luckily, never happened.
No doubt stands are one of the most creative abilities in the world of anime, both for the good and for the bad. Today we saw the side of the least useful stands of JoJos´s Bizarre Adventure, but soon we will take a look at the other face of the coin.
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